Friends, are you a bird lover? Are you tired of spending hours in the field, only to log yet another cardinal or robin? Does the incessant tap-tap-tap of the woodpecker fill you with woe? Well, despair no more, thanks to Nevermore Birding, the only avian excursion agency designed specifically to appeal to the more jaded ornithologist.
At Nevermore Birding, we specialize almost exclusively in birds of prey, from majestic hunters like the Peregrine Falcon and the American Bald Eagle, to common scavenger breeds. And unlike other bird watching expeditions, we get you right on top of the action, close enough to watch as winged wonders pluck the eyeball from a fresh kill. When we talk of a bird's eye view, we aren't speaking metaphorically.
We offer trips designed to meet the tastes and needs of everyone. Try one of our Starstruck Voyages, led by such luminaries as Tippi Hedren. Or call now and book our Flight Across America package in which we travel across this great land of ours. You'll witness everything from crows feasting on road kill along historic Route 66 to vultures dining on unfortunate travelers in the Nevada desert. And with Nevermore Birding, you needn't worry about missing the action, as we encourage our guests to bring plenty of…..bait.
So why waste another minute in the company of sapsuckers? Call Nevermore Birding today. And remember, unlike the airlines, we don't charge extra for carrion.
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